What to arrive BE, the teacher declares to say:I can't endure a lifetime!After all there are so many younger sisters drooling to me, especially that Pi Ba Jing, was almost succeeded by her last time, hum!Luckily I insist a principle, amen!"
The master elder brother asks two seniors:"Eight quit, discuss your viewpoint for love."Two seniors say:"Love the elephant is a boat, I am in the ship's bow, and I am in the stern.I shake syrup, boat at quiet Sa full gold color setting sun of drive to go to the happy other shore in the lake ……
Two the seniors are indeed as expected a pig with romantic born nature, the words speaking all so have poetry.The whole night I have been remaining mum, my heart of everyone Kua such as water, in the future can certainly become Buddha, am I just not rare and become Buddha to have what like?Or when demon good, want to do what do what, especially can three wives are six Qies ……let everybody absolute being to go toward!……Good!Settle so.
March 12
A night in pouring rain, the road is muddy.
We at chicken bowel small way up walk, all over have already been stained with full mire, white Long Ma has already become black Long Ma.Under this bad weather, we incredibly still met one to walk faster a person.
This person's shape is pathetic, but still calculates resolute and firm morally upright, is all over a mire, but his hand up take of package clean.Two seniors think to is a demon and then take to nail rake to come forward to intimidate him:"Hi!Boy, yours, what of the stem live!"
That person is to get a fright first, subsequently and at quiet say:"Pig head three!My stem what close you to mourn a matter!"The teacher comes over to ask him:"Benefactor, so bad weather, your a person walks in this Huang countryside Ling not afraid?"
That person sees the teacher grows of as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade, say:"The elder hasn't to know, I am a business male, for the sake of living my can day and night and travel at double speed."
"Amitabha, the world incredibly still has so the affair of inequality!"The teacher fell in hot tears."Take leave, do I still have to walk faster."That person finishes saying and then walks.The master elder brother blocks him to say:"Is slow brothers, this way demon is numerous, your a person walks too dangerous, rather leave together with us!"
"With you together, and meet devil to have what differentiation?You are Sun Wukong, my work is unlike you.Run into devil, he doesn't seek you ten thousand matter great lucks, he asks for you, you one stick is popular to die he, still ten thousand matter great lucks;I don't go and connect demon for the sake of the sale I must also seek, he is like the thing used me, and I am happy;If need not I also not the ability kill he.Having a little a lowbrow demon isn't so bad, if runs into reasonable not of, don't to money use your thing still, take him can't also, I can not beat him fart again!Is alas!Is difficult!"That person sighs.
"Pathetic comrade!"The unanimous opinion of our 4 people, " wishes God to protect you!"
March 28
It is more rarely seen to more and westwards walk signs of human being.Zhai rice that has already several days done not turn elephant kind.Today master elder brother again turn a half bottle soy sauce back.
The teacher once connects soy sauce and sighed tone, loquacious say:"Drink soy sauce, I pour not afraid, I born skin white beauty, the facial skin piles up some dye to also have no big Ai …… afraid the Wu is clean, face already so black, again drink soy sauce afraid also can't see him in the daytime!"
Mama of, this old bald donkey!Again take me to open to rinse, eat to move bowels go to, he!All say the meat that ate this to force can with the longevity, I give°ed him to cook and beat a tooth for everyone tonight and!Two seniors can't oppose at least.
May 5
Sky, more and more hot.Everyone is still dressed in full-length gown big Gua, especially master elder brother, the hair hair of his whole body, saw all make people rise Fei Fei!The teacher makes me change everyone's clothes all and change cool hurry up.
Hence, I change the cassocks of teacher the sandy beach pack;Change the master elder brother's tiger skin skirt now summer popular Korea dew the Qi pack;Change the big Gua of two seniors the supporter pack.
Hence, everyone walks all silent on the road ……
May 8
Today rains, everyone takes shelter from rain in the station son.Two senior proposals play cards, we have landlord for the Dou.
Is alas!The master elder brother of Dou landlord is the most shameless, his battle wears the he's fire eye gold Jing, everyone's card, all of him see, different meeting won us 22 silvers.We make him pay to buy beer, ……equal white to say!He loves most Zan private savings and say to is a penny the Zan arrives matrimony for two cents.How doesn't he go to and die!
Teacher most miserably, even lose pantses!Two seniors lent his one to teacher, the teacher put on his pants to wear a baggy sports pants for the elephant!……
May 14
We walk to walk, master elder brother fore the noodles suddenly shouts loudly 1:"Is not good!Have devil!Everyone is quickly concealment!"
Sees teacher jubilantly stretch a head to run up, "ah!Ah?Which have devil!Which there is devil?Show me quickly!Is long of what kind?Show me quickly!"
Hey!This is silly to force unexpectedly so interested in demon!
The master elder brother takes the lead and rushes toward into a grass cluster, the different meeting catches devil back!The teacher urgently can not bear a ground of elongation neck to ask:"Where is the devil ?Show me quickly!"
The master elder brother stretches out a hand, !Is a Qu Qu Jing!Engrave four words on the Qu Qu Jing back:It is deathless forever.But it was silently really dead.
The teacher looking at Qu Qu Jing, the facial expression changes very strangely.Is foolish along while, sing a way:"Small son of Qu Qu will sing, two beard beard sons stand up!……"
"I depend!Teacher you are all right?"The master elder brother asks.
"I am all right, " teacher says:"Unexpectedly a little bit a little bit such a big son of Qu Qu also wants to eat me!?"
The "he doesn't want to eat you, I once asked him, " master elder brother says:"He says his wants to steep you!.Please teacher you hereafter don't on every occasion sing, go not?"
"Ah?This Qu Qu Jing good elephant a little bit the noodles is familiar!Imitated a Buddha to formerly once see."The teacher says.
Two senior favour says:"Rightness!He isn't the boundary of 《Dragon Ball 》 inside Wang Shen!"
The teacher says:"You see, he that beards beard son grow to mostly have a personality!Ah?The Wu is empty, can clench them down my forehead of Anne up!"
"Good!This is what you make me dry, since departure regrets?"The master elder brother finishes saying and then makes the Qu Qu arriving the teacher two beard beards of the Jing son Anne is in that bald forehead.
The teacher shines on a mirror, Le Le beard beard, beautiful the Zi getting a tooth is much big!
Is silly to force 1!
May 20
Really grieve me,Beats By Dr Dre Solo!The double eyelid is fantastic!That white wheat flour big bald donkey, monkey Sao anti- Dou Jing, pig head 345, it am an eyelid with single fold to unexpectedly be free and then make fun of me!Particularly is that white wheat flour big bald donkey, just still hurtled me to make sheep eyes, displayed his double eyelid!His dead settles!I pick baggage, tomorrow threw all of his pantses, Hey ……Hey!……
May 25
In fact I and master elder brother, two seniors have already broken Hun to quit.We usually carry teacher and beg alms together.On the road, we catch a rabbit, pheasant what of roast to eat, can solve Chan!Then is turning some Zhai rice to bring back to eat for teacher.
The Hun Xing wanting the teacher has no eats really pitiful.Hence, we 3 decide to broke off rabbit meat to mix in rice today, let the teacher also eat to order okay.
We carry rice mixing meat back behind but the time could not look for teacher, can chase everyone urgently bad!Finally found out teacher in a knoll hole.
See us, he greatly eat a catty of, the favour is clean the mouth Cha, the corner of mouth still stays to have no the chicken hair that the Cha drops.!Originally does he hide in the cave to roast chicken wing to eat!
"Now that you all saw, I didn't deceive everyone as well, I too Chan, but fear your joke again, so wait while going out to beg alms you make some rabbit pheasant what of eat."What he said has his face raddens all over.
"Teacher, you do like this can too should not!Walk!I pay and eat to rinse mutton tonight!"Two seniors call a way.
June 1
Today is Children's Day, we walked into one to gather city.Gather huge crowd of city, children's elephant the small bird is similar, be dressed in multi colored dress, flying of happiness to garden inside, fly to in the lawn.See them, I thought of
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